{"id":45,"date":"2017-05-02T23:59:00","date_gmt":"2017-05-02T23:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/preggiepigrams\/2017\/05\/02\/a-universal-law\/"},"modified":"2021-02-14T03:04:34","modified_gmt":"2021-02-14T03:04:34","slug":"a-universal-law","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/preggiepigrams\/2017\/05\/02\/a-universal-law\/","title":{"rendered":"A Universal Law."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><b>A Universal Law for the Bathroom:<\/b><\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/preggiepigrams\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2021\/02\/dirty-hands-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/preggiepigrams\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2021\/02\/dirty-hands-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/preggiepigrams\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2021\/02\/dirty-hands-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/preggiepigrams\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2021\/02\/dirty-hands.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<pre style=\"text-align: center;\">[spacer height=\"20px\"]<\/pre>\n<div>\n<pre style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><b>If you touch it, then wash your hands.<\/b><\/span><\/pre>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Universal Law for the Bathroom: [spacer height=&#8221;20px&#8221;] If you touch it, then wash your hands.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/preggiepigrams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/preggiepigrams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/preggiepigrams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/preggiepigrams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/preggiepigrams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/preggiepigrams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":114,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/preggiepigrams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions\/114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/preggiepigrams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/preggiepigrams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/preggiepigrams\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}