The first, “Oh hell,”
The silly flying things said
As they flew all around
And waggled their heads

Waggling their heads
At the people asleep
They raced their space craft
And crashed into a sheep

“Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell!”
They yelled out aloud as their space craft, it fell.

The poor aliens groaned
And looked up at the sky
They cursed and they swore
But their ship wouldn’t fly

Those spacemen worked hard
And got their rocket to start
Then with throttle wide open,
Blew their reactor apart

“Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell!”
They yelled out aloud as their space craft, it fell.

That craft fell from on high
From the East to the West
When over Bethlehem
The engine failed its test

So beware you spaceman
Who fly around in this way
The carol’s moral is this
Watch for sheep when you play!

“Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell!”
They yelled out aloud as their space craft, it fell.