I shit, breathe, cry, puke, spit


I SHIT:
Constipated
Prehistoric Venus
Steatopygic nuggets.

I BREATHE:
Over-proof holy spirits
Fire-water cold pressed
From blessed dancing pigeons.

I CRY:
Stainless steel tears
Mechanistic determination
Stubborn biologic computation

I PUKE:
Vivid imprecations
Sweet sour incantations
All the spells of babbling on.

I SPIT:
Stirred slick children
Sets of seeds in Noah's arcs
Infestations of love and life.

Alternate Xmas Carol: The First “Oh Hell”

The first, “Oh hell,”
The silly flying things said
As they flew all around
And waggled their heads

Waggling their heads
At the people asleep
They raced their space craft
And crashed into a sheep

“Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell!”
They yelled out aloud as their space craft, it fell.

The poor aliens groaned
And looked up at the sky
They cursed and they swore
But their ship wouldn’t fly

Those spacemen worked hard
And got their rocket to start
Then with throttle wide open,
Blew their reactor apart

“Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell!”
They yelled out aloud as their space craft, it fell.

That craft fell from on high
From the East to the West
When over Bethlehem
The engine failed its test

So beware you spaceman
Who fly around in this way
The carol’s moral is this
Watch for sheep when you play!

“Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell!”
They yelled out aloud as their space craft, it fell.

Well Rounded?

No-one is all that
Well rounded

The best to aim for
Is deformed.

Some hurt themselves
Or, us all

More drink past excess
Drowning souls

Few neurotic freaks
Sound the same

Fired up with guilt or
Seeking fame

Outlined in sparks
Or, far worse

Some wretched bastards
Write sad verse.

All Change, Eila



Signs were there all along,
The portents hum and sing.

* 10-04-10 05:16

The news is in 
Cryptic clue reads:
"Broken Waters".

The balloon's up
(over Wharf Rd)
Three lives now turn.

* 10-04-10 21:02

A father's born
Three hours slip by
Living in dreams
My life till now
All so much dead
Adrenaline

"Yesterday was just the
Beginning of my life."
  - Mark Williams