{"id":31,"date":"2012-08-22T10:04:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-22T10:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/2012\/08\/22\/yo-mama\/"},"modified":"2021-02-13T22:31:37","modified_gmt":"2021-02-13T10:31:37","slug":"yo-mama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/2012\/08\/22\/yo-mama\/","title":{"rendered":"Yo Mama"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>&#8220;Didn&#8217;t your<br \/>\nMother ever<br \/>\nTell you<br \/>\nThat its<\/p>\n<p>Rude to<br \/>\nPut your<br \/>\nFeet on<br \/>\nA chair?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Of course<br \/>\nShe did.<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;m<br \/>\nForty two<\/p>\n<p>So you<br \/>\nCan go<br \/>\nFuck !<br \/>\nYourself.)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-211\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2012\/08\/chair_chilling_girl_gray_grey_legs_legs_up_nike-967350-CC-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2012\/08\/chair_chilling_girl_gray_grey_legs_legs_up_nike-967350-CC-300x200.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2012\/08\/chair_chilling_girl_gray_grey_legs_legs_up_nike-967350-CC-1024x683.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2012\/08\/chair_chilling_girl_gray_grey_legs_legs_up_nike-967350-CC-768x512.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2012\/08\/chair_chilling_girl_gray_grey_legs_legs_up_nike-967350-CC.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/div>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Didn&#8217;t your Mother ever Tell you That its Rude to Put your Feet on A chair?&#8221; &#8220;No.&#8221; (Of course She did. But I&#8217;m Forty two So you Can go Fuck ! Yourself.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":218,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions\/218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}