{"id":38,"date":"2011-12-19T07:48:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-19T07:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/2011\/12\/19\/alternative-xmas-carols-the-first-oh-hell\/"},"modified":"2021-02-14T08:27:45","modified_gmt":"2021-02-13T20:27:45","slug":"alternative-xmas-carols-the-first-oh-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/2011\/12\/19\/alternative-xmas-carols-the-first-oh-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"Alternate Xmas Carol: The First &#8220;Oh Hell&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-137\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/02\/santa-sleigh-CC-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/02\/santa-sleigh-CC-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/02\/santa-sleigh-CC-150x150.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2021\/02\/santa-sleigh-CC.jpeg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/div>\n<p>The first, &#8220;Oh hell,&#8221;<br \/>\nThe silly flying things said<br \/>\nAs they flew all around<br \/>\nAnd waggled their heads<\/p>\n<p>Waggling their heads<br \/>\nAt the people asleep<br \/>\nThey raced their space craft<br \/>\nAnd crashed into a sheep<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell!&#8221;<br \/>\nThey yelled out aloud as their space craft, it fell.<\/p>\n<p>The poor aliens groaned<br \/>\nAnd looked up at the sky<br \/>\nThey cursed and they swore<br \/>\nBut their ship wouldn&#8217;t fly<\/p>\n<p>Those spacemen worked hard<br \/>\nAnd got their rocket to start<br \/>\nThen with throttle wide open,<br \/>\nBlew their reactor apart<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell!&#8221;<br \/>\nThey yelled out aloud as their space craft, it fell.<\/p>\n<p>That craft fell from on high<br \/>\nFrom the East to the West<br \/>\nWhen over Bethlehem<br \/>\nThe engine failed its test<\/p>\n<p>So beware you spaceman<br \/>\nWho fly around in this way<br \/>\nThe carol&#8217;s moral is this<br \/>\nWatch for sheep when you play!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell!&#8221;<br \/>\nThey yelled out aloud as their space craft, it fell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The first, &#8220;Oh hell,&#8221; The silly flying things said As they flew all around And waggled their heads Waggling their heads At the people asleep They raced their space craft And crashed into a sheep &#8220;Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell, Oh hell!&#8221; They yelled out aloud as their space craft, it fell. The poor [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":256,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions\/256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kuritoa.com\/wordsasway\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}